Smoking and drinking are injurious to health.
Laxmi! I'm leaving for office. Bring me my pen.
I got it, Dad.
Don't run. You'll fall.
Eat one more morsel.
No, Mom. I'm full. - Just one more.
You are a good boy, aren't you?
I don't want more. - Wait! It's okay if you don't want to eat.
Don't run. You'll fall.
What happened?
I fell down in school during the running race. I got hurt.
Don't ever run. You'll fall.
It's true. We'll fall if we run. But we'll lose if we stop.
So I'm running. I'm running for the first time in my life.
I'm running to achieve it. I'm running to win it.
I'm running to win my love.
I'll keep running. I'll run any distance for Anu..
(Clock ticking)
(Alarm rings)
- The year 2019 is..
(Alarm rings) - One, two, three, four, five, six..
(Door knocks) - Open the door, sir! I need to clean the house.
I'll break your skull if you don't stop tapping the door.
(Alarm rings)
(Door knocks) - Open the door, sir! Madam wants me to..
..take your dirty laundry for washing.
Don't you want to go home safely?
If you knock again, I'll hang you to death.
Get lost, you miserable woman!
Oh God!
(Alarm rings) - My existence, my life, my goal..
..you are everything to me.. - Darn!
You'll die in my hands today.
I'll kill you and throw a feast to our neighbors. - (Door knocks)
Or I swear on alcohol that I'll quit smoking for a year. - (Door knocks)
How long will you stare at me, you idiot?
Do I look like Jaya Malini or Jyoti Laxmi?
How long will you stare at me, Dad?
Do I look like Mumaid Khan or Sunny Leone?
This is why nobody wants to hire you. What's the time?
I think somewhere around 7 o'clock.
Please wait, I'll check and tell you.
It was 10 o'clock 15 minutes ago.
She said it's 10:15.
What time does your bus come?
Why do you look confused, you idiot?
You've to go to Vizag today. Do you remember that?
Is that today?
The bus leaves in another 15 minutes..
..and you are asking me if it's today?
Idiot! Lazy fellow! Useless fellow!
Can you do anything else other than eating?
'Oh God!'
I beg of you. It's okay if you don't do any work.
But please don't stay home.
If someone asks me where you are..
..I'll lie to them that you are working in another city..
..and live with my head held high.
Go and board that bus right now.
Go to Vizag. Go directly to your sister's house.
Don't do any work. Just eat and sleep. What?
Okay, Dad.
If I find out that you went to meet that idiot Pushkaram..
..I'll break your legs and throw them in the Godavari.
Hmm.
It would've been better if I had gotten you married..
..and sent you away to live separately.
I'm fed up of you. You are getting on my nerves now.
Worthless fellow! Good for nothing idiot!
Stop it, Mom.
How much dowry did you give to buy your husband?
He's always irritating me.
Didn't he take his BP meds?
Why is he so irritated early in the morning?
You always vent your anger on me. Go get ready.
You are already very late. I know you missed your bus.
Prepare yourself for another scolding.
Stop it, Mom. You, Dad and I can't do anything.
Destiny. Destiny plays a big hand, you know.
If I'm destined to be in Vizag, I don't need a bus, train, or flight.
I'll disappear here and appear in Vizag. (Snaps finger)
But if I'm not destined to be there..
..even if I try to go 300 times, I'll keep coming back.
Moreover, we shouldn't run behind anything. We'll fall.
If something is meant for us, it will come searching for us.
Whether it is a bus, marriage or girl.
(Alarm rings)
Good morning, Mom! Did you bring me coffee?
Who are they? Our relatives?
Foolish girl! They are packers and movers.
They are waiting for you to wake up.
Why, Mom?
Don't ask me silly questions as if you don't know anything.
We are shifting to Vizag today.
Your Dad and I will go in the truck with all our things.
You booked a bus ticket for yourself last night and..
..forwarded it to your phone.
By the way, where did you keep your phone?
The world is moving ahead but you want to lag behind.
I begged you to get a smart phone..
..but you gave me excuses about radiation and stuff.
(Gasps)
11:30? The bus leaves at 11:30.
When will you take bath, get ready and..
..reach the bus stand..
I'm sure the bus left by now.
What's going on?
Dad!
What's wrong? Why are you scolding my darling?
She's giving me a scolding, Dad.
She just got up a little late. It's okay.
She's travelling all alone.
She'll be in trouble if she misses the bus.
You think the bus will keep waiting for her?
I'm sure it's gone.
How will it go? I'll make the bus come here..
..and board it right in front of our house.
What are you talking about? Have you lost it?
Once we decide something..
..whether we are destined for it or not..
..we have to make sure that it happens.
I've decided that I'll travel in that bus.
I'll make that bus come here. Watch me.
If we want something, we've to achieve it. That's it.
Whether it is a bus, a thing, or your future son in law.
"A little turmeric will make the whole face glow"
"Just a little vermilion will give meaning to your whole life"
(Screams)
"When there is affection and love in a home"
"It prospers and flourishes"
You idiot!
Nobody will buy you even if I pay them money.
(Music)
"He brushes for 15 minutes"
"He takes bath at least for 30 minutes"
"He wastes time.. He takes everything lightly"
"He's my son.. He's a rascal"
"You idiot!"
(Music)
"She's hot tempered, always ready for a fight"
"She says she's always right and kills you if you disagree"
"Can't argue with her.. She's like a Goddess"
(Music)
"They say that man came from an ape"
"I think he's the proof for it"
"He's a glutton, reincarnation of Kumbhkaran"
"He's my son.. He's a rascal"
"She's a beautiful anaconda"
"She's one of a kind in all of India"
"She'll turn into Goddess Kali if you mess with her"
"She'll skin you like Goddess Pochamma"
"Can't argue with her.. She's like a Goddess"
Bye.
"He's my son.. He's a rascal"
"Can't argue with her.. She's like a Goddess"
"You idiot!"
You go with him.
Waiting for Pushkar? I'm here.
Welcome to Vizag, man.
We are friends. Two peas in a pod.
I love you. I miss you.
Enough. You might even kiss me if I let you. Let's go.
Okay. Are we going to a bar?
Early in the morning?
It tastes even better when you drink without brushing.
(Snaps finger)
Are you blind?
I became blind after seeing your beauty.
Idiot! Let me go.
(Horn blares)
Hey!
Stop. This is not the movie 'Magadheera.'
And you are definitely not Ram Charan.
You start drooling as soon as you see a pretty girl. Let's go.
I don't know how upset your parents are..
..that they had to move here because of a transfer.
But I'm really happy.
I'm really happy too. What's this?
What?
Your cheeks are still chubby.
Looks like your cousin hasn't laid a hand on them.
Stop it. Girls should be shy and reserved.
We are not like Vijayawada girls. We are still innocent.
Anyway, my hands are dirty.
Can you bring me a glass of water from the kitchen?
Okay.
How dare you bad mouth Vijayawada girls?
I'll teach you a lesson.
You are finished.
There is no one at home. I want you with me.
I'm all alone. Ummah. Love you.
Here you go. Drink it.
(Message tone)
When did you become so naughty, you bad girl?
What did I text him?
Did you send this text to my cousin?
How dare you bad mouth us Vijayawada girls?
This is what you get if you mess with us.
Really? Then I'll show you how Vizag girls curse.
I curse you that you get a sadist, a psycho..
..and a drunkard as your husband!
(Yawns)
Where are you guys going early in the morning?
Do you have an interview?
Interview? Why should we go to interviews..
..find jobs and earn money?
All of our fathers have earned quite well.
Sometimes we have to act as if we are working hard.
But we'll get tired if we really work hard.
They shouldn't have such expectations from us.
Then where are you going?
To the temple.
What? You guys go to the temple?
Not every day. But today is Friday.
So what if today is Friday? Anything special?
Do they give you delicious God's offerings?
The girls of Vizag.. No matter where they are all week..
..they come to the temple on Fridays.
Is that why you guys are so eager to go there?
That's why we get up early in the morning every Friday.
We take bath.
We wear ironed clothes and spray perfume.
Then we go to the temple.
It's exciting for us but very bothersome for the girls.
How's our plan?
Are you speechless?
Where there is lust, there is no fear or shame.
That's an old saying. Do you know what it means?
We know. But lust is necessary for procreation.
Do you know that?
I should know better than to argue with you.
You've the dirtiest mind. Go on. Do what you want.
Where are you going? You are coming with us.
I won't come.
You are coming.
No, I'm not.
You are coming. - No, I'm not.
Safe landing.
Oh God! Everyone is looking at me.
You think you are Shobhan Babu?
You think all aunties will go gaga over you?
You are in a lungi that looks like a chess board.
I wonder where I should place the king and minister.
Pushkar Vaibhav's soldiers!
Yes, Captain!
Spread out in all directions. Bait them. Draw them in.
Seduce posh girls and get their numbers.
See you later!
You rascals! Where did you go?
What? Are you praying for a good husband?
I'll marry you. Will you bear my children?
I'll poison you.
I'll feed the rest to you.
You don't know how to use opportunities.
Hello, auntie!
I see only senior ladies.
(Temple bell rings)
Ta-da! When you ring the temple bell.. (Temple bell rings)
..my heart rings like a bell.
If my father finds out, you'll hear your death bell. (Temple bell rings)
That's what fathers do in the beginning.
Temple bell, heart's bell and death bell. I've lost it.
Should I become the lamp of your house?
Should I burn an iron rod and burn your buttocks?
Cruel beauty.
"Show me some mercy, Lord Rama"
"How can I stop my lungi from sliding off, Lord Rama?"
(Snaps finger)
I'm sorry. I didn't see you.
You are the same guy from the bus stand.
Do you always bump into people? Can't you see?
I've gone blind after seeing you and I'm still blind.
Your name?
Why?
I don't want to call you by making weird sounds..
..when I meet you next.
Anukriti.
Anu!
Hey! Don't call me as if I'm your wife!
I shouldn't have told you my name.
Your full name is difficult to pronounce.
That's why I called you Anu.
Stop. - (Phone rings)
Hello, Latha.
Where are you?
I just finished my prayers. I met an idiot on the way.
I'll get rid of him and meet you. - Come soon.
Okay, see you. Bye.
What's your problem? If I see you again..
Forget that. Are you a fan of Pawan Kalyan?
Yes.
Girls like Pawan Kalyan too?
What do you mean? Every sensible girl..
..in the two Telugu states is a fan of Pawan Kalyan like me.
Strange. I'm a fan of Pawan Kalyan too.
Every worthless man uses his name whenever, wherever..
..and however he wants.
You are using his name to flirt with girls.
Aren't you ashamed to do it?
Excuse me. Don't compare me with those fools.
I'll prove it to you right now. Give me your phone.
Hey!
(Phone rings) - Do you hear that? Same ringtone.
Do you believe me now?
So what?
I feel we are made for each other.
Thank you. Thank you. I am feeling good.
It's amazing.
(Laughs) That's it.
Cut!
Sir, madam called for you.
She asked you to call her back once the shot is done.
Oh God, sir! Extraordinary performance!
You nailed it! You killed it!
That's enough.
Touch them. Touch them. Touch my feet.
Now go.
What is it?
Did Balu call you?
He never calls you or your father. Why will he call me?
He won't.
He came to Vizag last week.
He's refusing to come home.
I'm sure he's with that stupid Pushkaram.
Can you please meet him on your way back home?
What do you and your brother think of me?
I don't have time to build my career in the industry.
And you are sending me to see your brother.
You've to support me in my efforts to win the Nandi award.
But instead you ask me to get vegetables and milk..
..when I leave for shooting in the morning.
You treat me like a servant.
And when I do as you say..
..you complain that the vegetables are not fresh.
Is your family determined to ruin my career?
When will I win the Nandi award if you do this to me?
Remember one thing.
People are getting amazed by my performances.
Now hang up.
(Hysterics)
Hey! Hey, Manager! Didn't you tell him that the shoot is over?
He's still in his character.
(Hysterics)
You'll get only 500 rupees a day even if you act more.
And there's no guarantee for that as well.
There's a difference between a holy cow and a pig.
Deduct his payment.
I got her number. But I don't know what the next step is.
I don't know what my destiny has in store for me.
Why do you always wait for someone to do something?
Can't you do anything for yourself?
How long will you live like an incapable man?
How long should I continue as a slave?
Come, break these chains. Free me from this slavery.
(Grunts)
Stop being melodramatic.
Shut up and take me some place.
Where should I take you? Where?
You took me to the temple the other day.
Take me to some other place today even if refuse to come.
(Phone rings)
Oh God! My sister is killing me with her calls.
She's torturing me to come home. I can't take it.
Hello!
Hi, Sis!
You arrived here last week. When will you come home?
Don't force me to come home. What will I do there?
You are impossible.
I told you to stay away from Pushkaram.
Let me talk to him. I'll break his back first.
Then you'll come to see me.
Please, Sis. I'll talk to you later. I'm busy now. Bye.
My Mom and Chitra are too attached to me.
They love me a lot, you know.
I know. I heard it.
Everything?
Hmm.
Oh. What she said about you too?
Yes.
Don't mind her words.
We were discussing a very important matter.
Shall we continue that?
Stop scratching me.
What is she like? What will impress her?
What will make her beat us up?
We better find out all these details before we proceed.
Sounds good but I didn't understand anything.
You idiot! Take a new sim card and text her.
I'll ask you something if you promise not to scold me.
Go ahead.
Why do I need a new sim card?
You already called your cell from her phone.
So, if she has already saved your number..
..she'll beat us up and dry us on the clothesline.
So, it's better to take a new sim card and text her.
This is against my principles.
If I do that, she'll think that I'm interested in her.
You idiot! Will you give your name before you text her?
No.
Start talking to her like a new person.
Talk to her as Balu and get to know her.
You can keep your principles and find out about her too.
Two birds with one stone.
Really?
Trust me, man. Just do as I say.
It is my duty to help you win your love.
Pushkaram. - Yes?
You are guiding me like Lord Krishna.
When will you help me like Karna helped Duryodhana?
Then, that girl will turn into Draupadi and start..
..a new war of Kurukshetra.
That will be the end of us. Got it?
Come, let's buy a new sim card.
I won't come. If I'm destined to have a new sim card..
..it will come flying to me.
Your jaw will slide to the floor if I hit you with my shoe.
What will come flying to you?
This doesn't sound like your principles to me.
It's just a mask to cover your laziness.
You idiot! Which useless man will come and..
..ring the doorbell to give you a new sim card?
O God! Just one connection. Please.
(Door bell rings)
"There are many men, but no one as handsome as me.."
Good morning, sir.
Did you come to sell soaps and shampoos?
None of us take bath. You can leave.
No, sir. I'm Kotilingam.
Everyone calls me Connection Kotilingam.
Connection? Great! Come inside!
I hope there is nobody else.
Come with me.
Is there anybody else home?
Come on, give it to me.
If my friends see you, they will want it too.
Don't worry, sir. I have joint connections too.
Oh my God! You are really brilliant, man!
One, two. Superb! Listen, north side..
Sir! We've entire India for ourselves.
Wow! I can go for long innings too! Yes! Fantastic!
What is this?
Application.
Forget the formalities. Show me the photos first.
Why will I give my photos to you? You give me yours.
Are you not a pimp?
I'm not here for that, I'm here for phone connections.
Oh I see. Come on, go out. Get out.
Please, sir. Just one. - Don't waste my time. Go.
Please, sir. I'll lose my job.
What? I don't want a new connection.
Sell snacks if you lose your job. Get out.
Make good chutney. You'll have regular customers.
He wasted my time.
Who was that at the door?
Some idiot was selling sim cards.
He asked me if I want a new connection.
You are a lucky fellow. Destiny is on your side, man.
Where is he?
I threw him out. You may not see him again.
You idiot! Do you know who you chased away?
Yes. A short man.
He wasn't a just short man. It was his destiny.
I'm warning you. If I don't find him, I'll kill you. Idiot!
Sim card man!
Why did you do that? - We might lose him. Come with me.
Yes.
Is destiny so short? You must be joking.
I'm glad that my shirt is long.
(Humming)
There! I see a short man there.
Let's go.
Are you the one who's giving out connections?
Which connection are you talking about?
A new sim card connection.
Sim card?
My name is Kotilingam.
Everyone calls me Connection Kotilingam.
Hey, nice to meet you.
I want a new sim card right now.
Please. Just one sim card. Anything will do.
Small one, big one, short one, long one.. Just one.
There are procedures you need to follow.
Please. I need a sim card right now.
What is he doing? Does he have some sickness?
Please. Give me one sim card right now.
Hey! Don't trouble me!
Is it in your bag?
You won't get it no matter where you search.
Why? Just one sim card.
I need a passport size photo and a copy of Aadhar Card.
Then I'll give you a sim card.
After that you can come and give your thumb prints.
Then the new sim card will be activated in three hours.
Please understand.
Oh God! Let's go. Hurry up.
Let's give them our thumb prints.
He's more eager than me.
Come on, hop on.
Oh God!
Ready? Let's go.
How long should I wait for you? Come soon.
(Bike rammed) - Oh God!
You are dead. I'll give you a threesome today.
She's coming to attack us.
Don't worry. She's a large girl with a large heart.
Hi, sister!
How dare you call me sister!
Oh no! My customer!
Pushkaram!
Come on, get up. - She really made me bite the dust.
You fatso! Do you think you are Karanam Malleshwari?
How can you throw me down like I'm a lifeless thing?
How dare you call me fatso?
I can feed the whole continent with your meat.
You and your stupid melon face!
Did you hear what she said?
Ignore her. Let's go and get our new connection.
Wait.
What are you talking about customers and connections?
Who are you guys?
Hello, madam. My name is Kotilingam.
Everyone calls me Connection Kotilingam.
Tell me if you want a new connection..
..we have buy one get one free offers too.
Stop it. No need to tell your biography..
..to every elephant you see.
How dare you call me an elephant?
You will be of no use to any girl if I punch you.
Shut up! It's better if he's of no use..
..than to be useful to a girl like you. Am I right?
Yes. - What?
How dare you! If you say another thing..
..I'll crush you to pulp with a bulldozer.
Why don't you say that you'll climb on me to crush me?
I'll punch you, you fatso!
What will you do? What will you do? Come on, tell me!
Sir, leave it.
Hey! You don't interfere in this! - Move aside!
Excuse me! Who are you guys?
Don't talk too much, fatso! I'll crush you under my feet!
I'll kill you if I see you again! - Let's go. Let's go.
I'm sparing you because you are men.
Come on.
What has this world come to? Feminism effect.
Did you see how those girls ran away..
..after seeing my braveness and valor?
Braveness, my foot!
You made us look like fools, you idiot.
No, don't hit me.
Give that to me. - What's wrong with you?
Stop! Stop right there! I'm going to whip you!
(Groans)
Pushkaram! - Yes?
Does it still hurt?
Forget about me. What's the status of your sim card?
It has been activated.
Did you text her?
No.
Why? What are you waiting her? Text her.
If I text her, it will look like I'm interested in her.
So I'm waiting for someone to ask me.
Since you asked me now, I'll text her right away.
What if I hadn't asked?
You are as inquisitive as a woman.
So I knew that you'll surely ask.
Moreover, it is not in your hands or my hands.
Destiny. Destiny will decide.
I join my hands before you and your destiny.
Looks like you are getting really comfortable..
..with this city and the way things are done here.
People say this city is fast paced..
..but the boys here are too slow.
Your cousin, for example.
You think my cousin is slow?
You texted him as a joke and he's taken it so seriously..
..that he's calling me to his room.
Cool, baby. Chill. Will you have some coffee?
I prefer green tea. I'm on a diet.
Those diets will not work on you.
You!
Statue!
Stay like that till I come back with your tea.
Huh?
(Phone chimes)
Is there any place for my number in your contact list?
A message from an unknown number.
From a flirt.
You got me into trouble with my cousin.
I'll make you pay for it.
But that's not the end of my revenge.
What if I delete his message from the inbox..
..but keep my message in the outbox? It will be fun!
Why doesn't she reply?
Be patient. Don't irritate me.
(Phone rings) - Oh God! Sis!
When are you coming home?
If you hang up without saying another word..
..I'll come right now. Or else, I'll never come home.
We all are not dead. Will you leave us and go there?
Stop your melodrama. Why would I go there?
Love you, man.
I can smell your armpits. Let me go. - (Message tone)
You got a message.
It's from her.
Read it aloud.
I feel shy.
What nonsense! You can feel shy on your first night.
This is just your first text..
Any man will feel shy after reading this.
You read it for yourself.
RC 125 = 150 Talktime with 30 days validity plus..
..150 minutes extra talktime. What is this message?
Maybe she runs a general store.
Maybe she thought she can earn 150 rupees from you..
..so she sent you an offer.
I somehow feel she works in a call center.
Oh God!
Hey, wait. - Let me go! Let me go!
Where are you going?
I had such high expectations.
You said so many things for that greedy woman.
What did he say?
Destiny.
You used such big words like destiny.
Pathetic fellow!
You can't be here. Pack your things, your underwear..
..and everything else. Go to your sister's house.
You just begged me not to go.
Now you are asking me to leave?
I changed my mind. If I see you tomorrow morning..
..I'll throw you out. Come on, boys.
Come on, let's play PUBG.
No poaching. Let's get into.. - No. Stalwart.
'What's this? Why did she send me this text?'
'Does she really work for a call center?'
'Why assume? Let me ask her.'
(Phone chimes)
Relax.
Why don't you reply?
I've to leave now. Okay?
Okay.
Four messages from an unknown number?
Whose number is this?
Hello! What's that message?
Message? When did I send them a message?
Do you work in a call center?
Are you there? Did you have food?
They are talking as if they know me well.
But what did I send them?
Let me check the outbox.
When did I send this text?
That nasty girl! This is her doing!
Whose number is this?
Who is this?
Earlier she sent me a text saying RC 125 something.
Now she's asking me who this is. Is she mad?
Do you work in a call center?
You sent me a text about RC 125 recharge something.
I didn't send that. My friend sent it. She did it to irritate me.
Sorry. Please don't mind.
Oh. So she doesn't know that I texted her first.
(Laughs)
Now I can build on this.
Oh dear. It's okay. You don't have to apologize.
I can understand. No worries.
Thank you. You didn't tell me your name yet.
I need a fake name urgently.
I'm Siddhu. Siddharth. What is your name?
This is Madhu. Madhumati? Really?
I used Kalyan and you used Bhoomika.
You are too smart. You think you can fool me?
Be ready for my next missile.
Can I tell you something, Madhumati?
I lost my mind as soon as I heard your name.
Wow! Really?
Why hasn't she come yet?
You? That call center girl?
I'll kill you if you say that. Her friend sent that message.
You said you won't chase after a girl..
..and that she has to come looking for you.
What are you doing now?
Last night, when I asked her about her plans for today..
..she could've lied to me since I'm a stranger to her.
She told me specifically that she's going to the temple.
What does that mean? That destiny planned this for me.
Wow! Alright. Are you sure you texted the right girl?
She's not here yet.
What's wrong?
Now that you've said it, I've my doubts too.
Last night when I asked her name, she said Madhumati.
I thought maybe she didn't want to give her real name.
It's better to confirm. Let's go.
Where are you taking me? - Just come.
Guys, let's go.
(Phone chimes)
Hi. How was your day?
Hi, Siddhu. Not too good.
(Phone chimes)
Why? What happened?
Did you have trouble at the temple?
Actually, I didn't go to the temple.
She said she didn't go to the temple.
Don't be so happy. Ask her the reason.
Sorry.
Why? Why didn't you go?
Darn!
Play properly.
I'll get it next round. - (Message tone)
Nothing. A small issue.
Why is she not giving you a valid reason?
What are you doing?
She'll answer you now.
If it's a personal matter, keep it to yourself.
I just asked out of curiosity. Don't mind.
It's not so personal. Actually the thing is..
I left from home to go to the temple.
Hello! This is Govind. Rose Govind.
Do you know something?
I've been watching you ever since you came to Vizag.
I've been following you to bus stops and temples.
I'll follow you like a shadow wherever you go.
If you like me, take the ring that's in the flower.
Can you see the ring inside? Take it. Wear it for me.
(Slaps)
Yeah!
That's what really happened.
Hey, buddy! The one who's chatting with me is Anu.
Stop! Stop!
Almost.
He ruined the game. - I'm almost there.
(Phone chimes)
So, what are your plans for tomorrow?
Nothing great. Tomorrow is my friend's birthday.
She's giving us a treat in KF Dugout.
Okay, I'm feeling sleepy. Good night.
Friend's birthday treat in KF Dugout?
I'll be there.
Who did you text from my phone the other day?
What text? What are you talking about?
I should actually beat you up for what you did.
I forgive you because it's your birthday today. Otherwise..
Are you waiting for your boyfriend? I'm here for you.
I'll be your boyfriend until he comes.
Get lost.
One kiss. I said just one kiss.
I'll ask my friends to turn the other way.
Look at those guys. They are harassing that poor girl.
Say yes. Just one kiss.
It's not our concern. Ignore them.
Not our concern? If Power Star was in this situation..
He would've folded his shirt sleeves..
He would've lifted his collar..
He would've slowly rubbed his neck..
A sea won't sit at anyone's sit and plead.
A storm won't obey anyone's command.
A mountain never bows down before anyone.
After that he would've..
One kiss.
(Groans)
Bash him!
You get scared. So, I'll scare you.
What a shot!
If I lose my mind..
But I don't care, because I'm Siddhu. Siddharth Roy.
Hey, you! You! You! You!
Do you hear me? You! Do you hear me?
Did you ever see a forest as your mother?
Go!
Don't think this is the end. This is the beginning.
Hey! Do you remember my name?
(Whistles)
That was awesome, man!
Thank you so much.
It's okay. What are you doing here?
You are a good actor, man.
Today is my friend's birthday. So we came to celebrate.
What are you doing here?
What a coincidence? It's my friend's birthday too.
Whose birthday?
Don't be ridiculous. It's your birthday.
My birthday?
No matter how busy you are, you can't forget your own birthday.
That's why I brought you here for a surprise party.
Happy birthday, man!
Yes!
- Birthday.
Today is my birthday.
Why is he shouting?
He's excited because he suddenly remembered..
..that today is his birthday.
Anyway, it's your birthday too, right?
Yes.
Happy birthday to you.
Thank you.
Since this situation brought us together..
..shall we all celebrate their birthdays together?
Yeah, sure. - Superb.
Come on, let's do it together.
What do you mean?
I was talking about celebrating our birthdays.
What did you think?
Get lost!
"Don't melt my heart and suddenly leave.."
(Applause)
(Phone chimes)
Good morning.
Good..
(Laughs)
True. But let's not discuss those things now.
The reason I called you is..
..I was thinking of getting Anu married this year.
Tell me if you have any good marriage proposals in mind.
It's okay if he isn't rich. He should be a good man..
..and take good care of my daughter.
I'll be happy if he doesn't have any bad habits.
Hmm.
And the most important thing.
Find someone from our own people.
Oh God! You'll never change your views in this matter.
Disgusting.
(Message tone)
So you finally got up.
Breaking news. My family is looking for a groom for me.
Pushkaram!
Did you call me?
No, I called out for you.
What's your problem?
Madhu's family is looking for a groom for her.
Madhu? Madhu! Madhu! Who is this Madhu?
I'm talking about Anu.
Oh God! You are too involved in Siddhu's character.
Come out of it and propose to her.
What are you talking about?
I don't know if she likes me.
And her family is looking for a groom for her.
I told you that if I'm destined for something..
..it will come after me even if I don't chase it.
But you didn't listen to me.
You created a character and trapped me in a dual drama.
Ask her who she's interested in as her friend Siddhu.
Then proceed as Balu.
What if she tells me she's interested in a guy?
Then it's easy.
She'll never see Balu. We'll end Siddhu's character.
Game over. Nothing will go wrong.
What is wrong with you? I really like her.
That's why I did everything you told me to.
Otherwise I wouldn't have gone to all this trouble.
Let's see her response first. Text her.
Go on, text her.
Congrats. Can I ask you a question?
I've never been so tenses in my whole life.
Maybe that's love is called a disease.
(Message tone)
What are you waiting for? Go ahead and ask.
Come on, do it.
Since we never discussed this topic before..
..I never asked you. Do you love someone?
All the best.
(Message tone)
Love? Nothing like that. But I met someone recently.
I'm curious about him. He's handsome. A good guy.
What else does a girl want? Let's see what happens.
She says he's a good guy. It's definitely not you.
No chance. Ask her who he is.
Who is that lucky guy?
It's definitely me.
Let her reply. Don't get your hopes high..
..otherwise you'll have to cry.
Go away. - (Message tone)
Hey!
Balu!
(Laughs)
Show. My girl.
Show.
My girl.
Loser! Loser!
My girl. She's mine.
Attention everyone!
Hey!
Do you think I won't know if you don't tell me?
It will be better if you tell me.
Foolish girl!
"Say that you love me"
"Get aside, go do your work"
"Say that you love me"
"Get aside, go do your work"
"Say it"
"Get lost, go do your work"
(Music)
"Don't tease me, O girl"
"You are making me crazy"
"Just give me a hint, and I'll do the rest"
"Give me a hint that you love me"
(Music)
"Don't tease me, O girl"
"You are making me crazy"
"O baby"
"Just give me a hint, and I'll do the rest"
"Yo"
"Give me a hint that you love me"
"I won't leave you until you say it"
"I'll pull your hair to get it out of you"
"I won't stop even if you push me away"
"I won't let you go"
"Just say yes, and I'll show you my strength"
"If you say no, I'll teach you a lesson"
"I'll cut your nose and cook a curry"
"I'll add lots of spices to it"
"Don't tease me, O girl"
"You are making me crazy"
(Music)
"Girls line up before me if I snap my fingers"
"They will chew you alive if you mess with them"
"I'm the greatest warrior of this world"
"You'll end up in a grave if you boast too much"
"I'm a courageous man who can fight hundreds"
"I'm the most beautiful girl in this world"
"You think I'll fall for you so easily?"
"Don't tease me, O girl"
"You are making me crazy"
"Don't drag this out, my love"
"You are the most precious thing for me"
"Look it here, baby"
"How long will your beauty last?"
"I'm waiting here for you"
"I'm ready for a warm-up match"
"Look at me"
"Will you find a better man than me?"
"I'll show you many if you come to Vijayawada"
"Can they match your ego?"
"That's the specialty of our city"
"I won't take a no from you"
"I'll torture you until you say yes"
"Nothing will work. Get lost, go do your work"
"Don't tease me, O girl"
"You are making me crazy"
"Just give me a hint, and I'll do the rest"
"Give me a hint that you love me"
Anu!
Wait here. I'll be right back.
Come on.
She said she'll come here. Where is she?
Yeah.
Hi. What are you doing here?
Girls generally come to the park for two reasons.
One is to meet her boyfriend.
Or to accompany her friend who's meeting her boyfriend.
Oh.
'Say something. You have a golden chance. Don't lose it.'
'Why isn't he talking? Can't he understand a girl?'
Your family.. - Your family..
(Laughs)
My Dad.. - My Dad..
(Laughs)
Okay, you go first.
No, you first.
No. Girls first.
My Dad is a manager in an insurance company.
My Mom is a homemaker. I'm their only daughter.
I've been trying to finish my CA for a long time.
Is it so hard?
So hard that I can't finish it. What about you?
Dad earned a lot of money doing real estate business.
Mom is a homemaker. We got rid of my sister..
..by marrying her off. And I..
Do nothing.
Exactly. How did you guess?
Since you dragged it out, I understood it.
I came to Vizag to while my time away.
With my friend Pushkaram.
Oh. I think we came to Vizag on the same day.
Strange, isn't it?
It's not strange. It's destiny.
We met each other that day, we bumped into each other..
..so on and so forth.
That's enough. You can stop now.
Do you have a boyfriend?
No. What about you?
Why will I have a boyfriend? I'm a boy.
I'm asking about a girlfriend.
I love you.
I do nothing. My Dad always says I'm not serious in life.
But for the first time, I'm serious about you.
People who do nothing are very serious about love.
I don't know how to wait for you or chase after you.
I'll give you 30 seconds time. Tell me your opinion.
'I gave you 30 seconds time because I know you like me.'
'Otherwise I'm ready to wait even 30 years for you.'
'I like you too.'
'But you'll take me for granted if I say yes immediately.'
'I should take 30 seconds to give you my opinion?'
'Wait, I'll make you drink the water of 30 lakes.'
You, useless fellow!
Me?
Yes, you.
My Dad calls me the same, you know.
You are educated. Don't you have common sense?
If a girl is friendly with a guy..
..he immediately starts assuming things about her.
I said I love you. Is that a big crime? Why are you upset?
Tell me if you like me or not.
What love? What do you know about me?
I know everything. Your Dad works as a manager..
..in an insurance company.
Your Mom is a homemaker. You are their only daughter.
You are trying to finish your CA.
You think you are smart? Don't irritate me.
You like me too but you are hiding it. That irritates me.
Who likes whom?
Don't you know? You are such a good actress.
Didn't you tell me in your texts the other day?
What did I say? When did I say it?
Wow! Now you are acting innocent.
You are so cunning. Didn't you text me the other day..
..that you like me?
What? Come again.
How many times should I repeat it?
When I asked you if you like someone..
..you spelled out my name B-A-L-U.
So you are the one who's texting me as Siddhu?
Yes, it's me.
So you introduced yourself with a fake name.
You tested my character, right?
I don't know anything about these tests.
I tried to get close to you. That's it.
Who are you to get close to me?
Did you think I'll entertain a cheap character like you?
I'll hit you with a broom if you call me cheap.
Don't act like you have the best character in the world.
What did you say? Your name is Madhu?
Then, who is Anu? Is she your sister?
Really? What's your name? Siddhu? Siddharth?
Then, who is Balu? Your brother in law?
Okay, forget that. What happened to your senses?
Why did you tell Siddhu that you love me?
That's between Siddhu and me.
I don't need to answer you.
Then wait. I'll text you as Siddhu. You can reply to it.
I wouldn't have replied if I knew it was you.
So you won't chat with me..
..but you'll tell the whole world that you like me?
I didn't tell the whole world, I told only Siddhu.
I'm Siddhu.
You are Balu, not Siddhu. I told Siddhu.
Stop with your Balu Siddhu nonsense.
Why are you behaving so senselessly?
Who is acting senselessly? You or me?
A guy like you who doesn't know how to approach girls..
..doesn't deserve to fall in love.
You are more concerned about my approach..
..than my love?
What kind of love is this?
You gathered my information by chatting with me.
Then you followed me and played cheap tricks..
..to make me fall for you. Is this what you call love?
What else do you want?
Do you want me to build Taj Mahal for you?
Or do you want me to print books about my love?
You say that I don't love you.
So forget it. Why waste time with stupid arguments?
We should immediately stop the argument..
..because your mistakes are exposed.
Is that it? I seriously hate you.
'I did a mistake. A very big mistake.'
'I never chased anything in life..'
'..but I chased love for the first time.'
'I thought it's not wrong to be humble for love.'
'But I never thought I'd have to stoop to this level.'
'You taught me a memorable lesson.'
I became blind when I saw you..
..but today my eyes are wide open.
I thought love involves a lot of feelings.
But my opinion is changed. It is a lot of nonsense.
Hey! Where are you going?
You stole my number. You texted from another number.
You proposed to me. Now you think you can ditch me?
No. I'm dumping you.
Get lost.
Get lost. Go to hell.
Show me the way.
(Laughs)
Shift.
Delete.
Deleted.
Who likes whom?
Did you think I'll entertain a cheap character like you?
A guy like you who doesn't know how to approach girls..
..doesn't deserve to fall in love. I seriously hate you.
Wait a few minutes. I'll help you win your love.
Take your phone and text her.
That's me.
(Door knocks)
What is it, Balu?
I need to teach a lesson to Pushkaram.
I want your help.
He didn't listen to me when I warned him..
..that he'll be in trouble if he isn't careful.
What do you want me to do?
Do as I say.
Cheers!
Why are you sitting behind? Don't you want to drink?
You've been leading the way since the first day. You start.
Okay. Who's giving the treat?
I am. I arranged it for you.
Wow. You like me so much.
Hmm.
I bless you that you and your family..
..should prosper with health, wealth and happiness.
What's new, uncle?
Nothing. Today we all want to love you.
That sounds very disgusting.
You'll understand it after a while.
Where's the entertainment? We need to rock the party.
Let's do something unique. What do you say, my boys?
Seven worlds and 30 million Gods as our witness.
Just listen to what I'm saying. I've some slips here.
I wrote down each of your names on a slip.
Okay.
The most active person from us will select one slip.
Superb.
Whoever's name is on the slip should entertain us.
I'll do it. I'm the most active among us.
Go ahead, my boy.
Pushkaram. I won. I won.
Congratulations. - (Laughs)
What should I do to entertain you?
This is a TV remote. - (Laughs)
He lost his mind. He thinks cell phone is a TV remote.
You fool! You look like a white porcupine.
But we see you as a human. This is the same.
Ignore him, uncle. Tell me what I need to do.
Good. I'll change channels using the remote.
You should imitate the programs in those channels..
..and entertain us.
Is that all? Make a list of the channels. Are you ready?
Ready.
Comedy channel.
Hello! Who is this?
Hi, brother!
Hi. What is your name, dear?
My name is Pithiparikala Prakash.
Pithu? What kind of a name is that?
Not Pithu. Pithi.
Pi.. Pi.. Anyway, what do you do?
I'm studying in 10th class.
10th class. Wow. How are you doing?
I'm doing okay. I failed in 5 subjects in mid-term exams.
There are only 6 subjects.
Actually.. Not everyone is as talented as you..
..to pass all the 6 subjects at one go.
That's true. Do you have a girlfriend?
Oh, brother. I don't have any. (Laughs)
Your hesitation tells me you have many. How many?
I really don't have any. I told you I'm not as talented as you.
Okay, I agree. Now tell me a good joke.
A girl failed in a subject in her school. Why?
Can't you talk about anything else but failure?
That hurts, bro.
Cut.
You asked him to tell a joke. Why are you cracking jokes?
Who are you?
I'm the audience.
Oh. Are you hurt?
Yeah. What did he say he was studying?
He? He was studying in 10th class.
So, how can a 10th class kid have a girlfriend?
You are spoiling our kids with such stupid shows.
Actually, I was just trying to gain popularity.
If you want popularity, you can get naked and sit.
Then Youtube will give you free popularity.
You should have ethics. Is there no difference..
..between you and them? You idiot!
Uncle! Uncle! - Attack!
(Groans)
Hello! Next channel. Music channel.
Hello. Welcome to your favorite music channel.
Say it with energy.
Welcome to your favorite music channel Music Circus.
A wonderful program that will awaken the singer in you.
Today we will discuss about eloping couples..
..and the problems they face.
Hello! Who is this? Where are you calling from?
Can you hear me? What are you doing?
I'm waiting for my turn to talk.
Tell me. Where are you from?
Domalapenta.
What?
Domalu. Domalapenta.
You mean mosquito shit?
Yes. That's it.
Okay tell me. What is the mental anguish..
..that eloping couples face?
They are very sad. We feel sad when we see them.
Oh dear! Can you express that anguish in a song?
Yeah, sure.
"Come, come, come, my darling"
"Don't you want to come? Should I make you come?"
Jilledu Rambabu! Stop it!
What's the concept I gave you and what's that song?
Do you have any sense?
I'm scared that live shows in Telugu channels..
..will become extinct because of audiences like you.
Please don't kill the creativity of anchors like us..
..who are trying to showcase your singing on TV.
Cut.
Are you satisfied?
How dare you?
Whom did I hurt now?
Audiences.
(Groans) Stop! Stop it!
Prakash! Lagori! I washed your underwear the other day.
Pushkar.
They wrote my name on all the slips.
Now I get it. You planned this to beat me up.
Job. Life. Career. I've never chased anything..
..but you made me chase a girl.
You made me text her from a new number.
You gave me stupid advice.
Finally you separated me and Anu. So you deserve this.
You should've told me that you are upset.
Why did you bring that man to beat me up?
It is not right to attack your friend for a girl.
You'll find a better girl than her.
It's not that I can't find a better girl than her.
She's genuine. There's only one thing..
..that can be counted as a greatest achievement..
..in this generation.
That's when you find a genuine girl.
I won't find a better girl than Anu.
But she doesn't want to see my face because of you.
Do you think your destiny will take her away from you?
Try talking to her..
I'll kill you if you give me your stupid advice again.
I already did the mistake of listening to you.
I won't do another mistake by talking to her.
But you didn't do it, Siddhu did it.
That's what I told her today.
Do you know what she said?
She spat on my face saying that I'm both the guys.
It is my mistake. My Dad told me not to come to you.
He warned me that I'll regret it. But I didn't listen.
My sister called me hundreds of times to come home.
I said I won't come and hung up on her.
Now I know it. You created this mess.
My destiny didn't plan this.
My destiny wanted me to go to my sister's house.
I was a fool to disregard it.
I've had enough. I'll go to my sister's house tomorrow.
Won't you be sad if you leave me?
I'll be happy that I got rid of you.
Idiot!
Go straight, take a right, then take a left.
The third house on the right side is your sister's house.
You'll recognize it once you reach. Get down and go.
Why can't you drop me till there?
Maybe you forgot last night's incident, but I didn't.
Be glad that I dropped you till here after what you did. Go.
Is that why your face is like that?
I was just joking. Don't feel sad.
We did everything together since we were kids.
But you said so many mean things to me because of her.
Your destiny will torture you and make you run after her.
This is my curse.
Hey! Pushkaram! Wait! Listen to me!
Don't leave me on the road!
Darn! He's such an idiot!
He'll die with hemorrhoids very soon.
Wow, what a beauty!
If I had known she was here..
..I would've come directly to my sister's house.
I wouldn't have stayed with Pushkar..
..and become a sacrifice to that devil.
Destiny, you are always great.
Oh God! Why is she here?
I hope Pushkaram's curse doesn't come true.
Why is she coming to me?
What are you doing here? Are you following me?
Don't you have sense? I told you very clearly yesterday.
What do you expect to gain by following me?
Wait a minute. You just need an excuse to accuse me.
You are not Miss Universe or Miss India that I'd want to follow.
You are not even Miss Vizag.
That's why you proposed to me and got rejected.
Useless fellow. I won't spare you if you follow me. Mind it.
Idiot!
Get lost! We learn from our mistakes. You are a mistake.
Why would I follow you? As if I don't have any other work.
Look how she's moving her hips.
Is he following me or not?
(Humming)
Why is she coming to me now?
When I asked you if you are following me..
..you spouted nonsense about Miss Universe and so on.
What are you doing now?
Me?
I don't know what they call this in your Hyderabad.
But in Vijayawada we call it following.
Don't think you can fool me with your capital city tricks.
Now our city is a capital too.
Don't follow me like a Hutch puppy.
Do something useful. Go. Go do some work.
You think you are Sadha from the movie 'Jayam'?
Why did you raise your hand? Put it down.
You won't suit even a friend's character.
Here's some logic for you. You are walking before me.
I'm not following you.
Oh. Is that so? Then you can go ahead. Go on.
Okay.
(Gasps)
He and his big ego. Rascal.
Hey! You idiot!
Got you. Now I'll make you pay.
What is your problem? Get out of my way.
Weren't you talking about a Hutch puppy just now?
Now tell me who's following who.
O great man! You said we'll have real freedom..
..when a girl walks freely on the road at midnight.
This is broad daylight but a man has no freedom.
And why should a girl walk on the road at midnight?
I can't bear this harassment.
Come down. We've many things to discuss.
Come down. - (Snaps finger)
Enough. You are good at dialogue delivery.
Try to get into a theater.
I'm not so fortunate. Just stop following me, that's enough.
We men don't have safety.
You spouted logic, right? Now here's my logic.
Why will I follow you after I tell you not to follow me?
Who knows? Maybe you are that type of a girl.
If you talk rubbish, I'll break your..
Even sailors don't use such abuses I think.
She'll break my.. Oh God!
She'll disgrace me if I argue with her.
Girls are too forward these days.
Disgusting. I wish they just vanish from the earth.
Horrible creatures.
'What is he doing here?'
I think beggars don't follow time these days.
They started begging early in the morning too.
I'm not free. Go away. Come in the afternoon.
I'll give you all the leftovers.
How dare you call me a beggar?
I'll break your 32 teeth and adorn them in your neck.
This is my house.
What? This is your house? How much did you pay for it?
100,000 rupees as advance and 20,000 rent each month.
I see. Tenants?
Hmm.
(Laughs)
I'm the owner.
Is that why this house is like this?
Disgusting! Move aside.
Where will you go now? I know you live upstairs.
I'll always be on top.
Wretched woman.
Sister!
Darn! Why am I shouting like a beggar?
Let's act like a decent man and knock the door.
Sis! How are you?
Why are you glaring at me without greeting me?
Move aside.
Stop! Why are your lips black? Are you smoking cigarettes?
No way. This is a new kind of lipstick. Made in Uganda.
Do men use lipstick? That sounds disgusting.
It's a new fashion.
You refused to come here. What changed your mind?
Are you angry that I refused to come or surprised that I came?
Since you came after refusing to come..
..I suspect that you got into some kind of trouble.
Oh God! Don't start please.
Where is brother in law? I heard he's amazing others.
Hi! How are you?
Why is he wearing goggles at home?
He wears them in the bathroom too.
Oh God!
You are fantastic. Your video has gone viral.
You nailed the performance.
(Hysterics) - (Laughs)
Stop laughing. Go inside and do the dishes. Go.
Whatever.
I'll deal with you later.
Why is he still shaking? Is my video so popular?
If you come to the studio with me and perform like this..
..they will pay you 500 rupees a day.
Since you are jobless, you'll need the money.
No way!
Don't worry. I won't give you that chance.
(Sniffs)
I can smell a dead rat. That means..
..your sister made something that will induce vomiting.
Let's have some, then later puke it out.
Not now. After eating. Let's go.
Oh no!
Why did she leave her husband?
How can anyone endure so much torture? - Darn!
What's wrong?
Nothing.
The way you said it clearly means there is something.
Tell me what it is.
Didn't you find any other house to take on rent?
What's wrong with this one? It's quite good.
This area is full of ruffians. I don't like it.
I don't like the house at all.
I can't handle all these cheap men.
I had the same feeling when I was your age.
We feel that they are looking at us, but they don't.
Are we content that they are not looking at us?
No, we make them look at us. Do we stop there? No.
We create a scene that he's staring at us.
That's not your fault. Your age is at fault.
That's why they say that a girl should be married off..
..as soon as she reaches a marriageable age.
Otherwise she's starts seeing all men as idiots..
..and herself as a goddess.
Can you never support me in anything?
Am I your daughter?
I'm not your big brother, little brother or father..
..to support you in everything.
I'm a woman too. I know what goes on in your mind.
If you've a problem with the house, say so.
Why blame men for it?
Okay, go bring the wedding chain from the bag.
Here, this is yours.
I'm glad you don't have a son.
You would've tortured your daughter in law.
Hey!
"Beautiful moon on a dark night.."
Yes?
Do you have top-ups?
Yes. Which network?
Give me 50 rupees card for Talktel.
But before that, give me a cigarette.
Stop that. You'll crush the snacks.
(Clears throat)
So you have this disgusting habit too.
You scare people by using eyelashes, eyebrow pencils..
..lipsticks and so on. This is not as bad as that.
If you continue this, you will have to sell..
..your sister's gold bangles very soon.
I'll be rid of my bad luck if I could sell you.
You are a bad luck to this world.
Since you showed up here early in the morning..
..I know this shop won't do any business today.
Since your eyes fell on this shop..
..he'll have to shut it down very soon.
Why are they targeting my shop?
Get lost.
You get lost.
Give me a 50 rupees recharge card for Talktel.
Sorry, madam. I've just one. Sir already asked for it.
It's okay. He has more than one number.
Give him something else.
Madam! Madam!
Hey, wait! Pathetic woman! Psycho!
Where are you going?
Home.
Who will pay me?
For what?
For the recharge card.
Did you give me the card? Ask her.
No. You were talking to her.
You came here, he'll close his shop.
Your eyes fell on his shop, he'll go bankrupt.
I'm sure you know her. Pay the money.
How dare you talk to me like that?
You are too violent. It's just 50 rupees.
(Chuckles)
Here you go.
I lost money early in the morning.
That always works. Laxmi Goddess.
Where did you go early in the morning?
I was destined to lose money today..
..so it doesn't matter if it's in the morning or evening.
My bad luck!
What are you talking about?
Forget it. What's that pot on the wall? It looks strange.
The tenant's daughter likes that plant very much.
They asked me if they can keep it there, I said yes.
She's a very sweet girl.
Sweet people end up doing terrible things.
It's not just you, everybody feels this way.
Family members are useless but all others are sweet.
That's how this society thinks.
Stop your nonsense. Chew some gum.
You are stinking of cigarettes.
The world is full of wonderful men.
Why do you need plants and dogs?
Then marry them. I don't like this.
(Pot shatters)
You rascal!
(Laughs)
That's my favorite exotic plant.
Exotic plant, my foot.
You wretched..
(Music)
"Why are you so nasty? You are a burden to this earth"
"A burden to this earth"
"Why are you so nasty? You are a burden to this earth"
(Music)
"Why do you trouble me like this, you mad girl?"
"You mad girl"
"Why do you trouble me like this, you mad girl?"
(Music)
"You mad girl"
"Malkampeta, Naidupeta.."
"That's a good.."
What are you doing here?
Didn't Balu tell you?
Tell me what?
That we are married.
Married? When?
We got married in the temple two days ago.
I know he's upset with me..
..but how can he get married without informing me?
Whatever. Live a long and prosperous life..
..with lots of children.
I blessed you.
Stop your drama and go inside.
Huh?
Looks like she's upset that I didn't come to the wedding.
Balu!
Balu! Balu! Come out!
Who is braying like a stupid donkey?
I'm not a bigger donkey than your brother in law.
Where is he? Call him out!
Balu, come out!
Pushkaram! When did you come?
You rascal! You hog!
How can you?
I know it's legal, but not in the living room in broad daylight.
Disgusting! Stop it!
Don't stop me. I'll kill him today.
Balarama Krishna alias Balu!
Friends when in need, but no friends once done?
What are you doing to him? Get down!
Don't support him. He got married without telling us.
Janaki! Go bring rice grains coated with turmeric.
Let's bless him.
What are you talking about? When did I get married?
I heard that you married that devil. She told me just now.
'You devil! So this is your doing?'
'I'll be in deep trouble if my sister and brother in law find out.'
'I've to handle this carefully.'
(Laughs)
Did you really get married?
You are laughing like a mad man..
..to buy some time to come up with an excuse, right?
(Laughs)
You didn't give me dowry when I married your sister.
I thought you'll gift me some underwear..
..at least for your wedding. - Disgusting!
But you got married without inviting me.
What a miserly family? Darn!
Stop your underwear drama.
Stop laughing and answer my questions.
Did you get married or not?
Why are you hitting me? What is today's date?
April 1st. So what?
That's the thing. You were fooled.
And then you fooled my dear sister and brother in law.
My brother in law is anyways a fool. - Huh?
But you fooled my dear sister with your stupidity.
Get off me.
He called you a fool.
Who is a fool? You are a fool. Your father is a fool.
Your mother is a fool. All your family members are fools.
That's why they named you Fushkar.
You bloody stupid fool. Fushkar.
What happened to him? Oh God!
Will you believe everyone's stories?
Won't you at least try to find out the truth?
Oh God! She's very smart.
I underestimated her. She's not an ordinary girl.
She used me as a pawn to get you into trouble.
We've to do something.
We need to throw the dice at the right time.
We don't have time, friend.
Come on, let's skin her alive.
Skin her alive? I wonder what he will do.
Should I guess what they are saying?
Where's my money?
(Snaps finger)
What money?
The money you stole for a free recharge card.
Get lost.
Hey, wait. First give me my money.
Rayban sunglasses, Levi's t-shirt, Mufti pants..
..Woodland shoes. And you are cribbing for 50 rupees.
Did you buy all these in Koti in a used goods shop?
Oh.
You dressed up well like a mannequin in a showroom.
Did you buy all this cheap stuff from Biston Road?
Yes. So what?
Very simple. Give me my 50 rupees and go your way.
Pathetic.
One.
Two.
Here you go.
Three.
Take it.
Four.
I don't have any change left.
Come in the morning, I'll give it to you.
You look like a rich girl, but you deal in coins.
Do you expect me to give you 2,000 rupees and..
..ask you to keep the change in exchange for 50 rupees?
Stop cribbing for 10 rupees.
Here you go. Take it.
Wait a minute. Let me count.
One, two, three, four..
It's thrilling to get back your lost money.
You said you didn't have change.
Where did you get the 10 rupees from?
I have a doubt. You stopped a girl on the road..
..to take 50 rupees from her.
Is this called love? Did you really love me?
You rejected me and threw me away.
But every night before I fall asleep..
..I chased after you. Isn't that called love?
What did you say? Did you..
Yes.
Are you a dog?
Every man who is still single at the age of 27 is a dog.
We are like dogs. That's why I say this to you, girls.
Please try to understand our love, lust, sexual feelings..
..and be our soulmates.
Disgusting!
You have no problem to kiss a puppy.
But you hate to kiss a man.
Dogs have more value than us.
Don't worry, Mom. I'll convince him.
I think he's coming. Hang up. Okay?
(Humming)
"Come and sit with me.."
Who were you talking to?
Who else will I talk to? It was Mom.
Oh. What is our darling Mom saying?
What else she will say?
She asked me to tie you up with a rope.
I'm a human, not an animal.
Don't be sarcastic. She said you are not listening to them..
..in Hyderabad.
So she asked me to find a bride for you.
They will come to bless you, wash their hands and leave.
In the past, parents tried to get rid of their daughters.
Now they are doing that to their sons.
What is your decision? Will you get married or not?
Will you kill me if I say no?
I don't want to get married.
Your determined answer tells me that there's more to it.
Are you in love with someone? Tell me if you do.
We'll get you married to the girl you love.
Hmm?
I seriously hate you.
'No way. I don't want to marry her.'
Get me married. I'll happily marry a pig if you want me to.
What's wrong?
Do you mean that?
I swear on your husband. Get me married and throw a feast.
"Vicco Turmeric, it's not a cosmetic.."
What's this sudden twist?
(Humming)
Wear my ring. Wear my ring.
Why are you after me? I'm already fed up with one man.
And now you've joined him.
(Laughs)
You both are sucking the life out of me.
Do one thing. - Tell me.
First you both fight with each other.
Okay, I'll do that.
Then I'll think about the one that still remains.
Give me his number.
Oh. I have to provide that as well?
Yes, you do.
Okay. This is the one. Note it down.
Not one. He has three to four.
Oh my God! He has three to four?
I meant numbers. - Then it's okay.
Note down all of them.
We never know whom he's chatting with.
Kill him as soon as possible.
Otherwise, you die. At least I'll be rid of one of you.
Did you note it down?
Yes. You may go now.
(Phone rings)
Hello! Hello!
Hello!
Who is this?
It doesn't matter who I am, you buffoon!
If you try to meet Anu, or try to talk to her..
..I'll bring all the stones in the world to pummel you.
Who are you? Who are you, you rascal?
Who are you to tell me that? I love Anu. I'll marry her.
Listen carefully. Anu is mine. (Snaps finger)
That's why I kept her safe in my own house.
Stop me if you can.
Everyone thinks this is a game.
They think they can call me up and talk rubbish.
Let me save this number. I'll find him someday..
..and teach him a lesson.
Actually it's useless to blame him.
She's at fault for asking him to do this. Where is she?
Idiots!
I love you.
What? Is this a prank?
Where are the cameras? I can't see them.
I really love you. I've been following you..
..ever since you moved to Vizag.
Oh God! What is going on?
Why are you guys irritating me?
Don't you have any work in Vizag?
Why do you all chase after girls? Do something useful.
I'm not like the others. I'm an IITian.
I earn 3 million rupees per year.
I'll take good care of you.
Don't you get it? I don't need anyone to take care of me.
You are not the only one for me.
I have two others who are following me.
One of them is watching us from there.
Get out of my way.
Please listen to me.
I said get out of my way.
I'll take good care of you.
I said move.
Please. Please say yes. Please.
Just leave me alone. - Please say yes. Won't you say yes?
I said I'll take good care of you.
Girls don't like good guys like me.
They like ruffians who pour acid on their faces.
I'll throw acid on your face if you don't say yes.
Who was he? Why did he call me?
Who are you?
(Groans)
Why did you give him my number? Why did you do it?
Hey! Do you know who I am? I'm an IITian.
You rascal!
IIT, my foot!
I got it. I got it. Okay.
Why did you give him my number? Answer me!
Why did you give him my number?
Why did you do it? Tell me!
You can get a seat in IIT if you pay money..
..study hard every night, or cheat in exams.
But no amount of money or high paying jobs..
..will buy you good manners.
Just because of a few idiots like you..
..media is creating havoc with #MeToo movement.
What did you say? Will you throw acid on her face?
I'll heat iron rods and brand your skin, you rascal!
Men like him are good for you.
He earns 3 million a year. Marry him.
Why do I always see you on the road?
You don't go to college or do a job.
You are not the type to run errands for your Mom.
Why do you always roam on the roads..
..instead of staying home?
What are you looking at?
Didn't you say that if a man has the guts..
..he should tell you directly?
He made it very clear that he loves you..
..and he'll throw acid on you if you don't say yes.
You'll never find a more transparent person than him.
Marry him.
You always try to defeat me, right?
I defeated you once and for all by saving you today.
Never try to defeat me again.
(Laughs)
"Love me like you do.."
What are you doing?
Can't you see? I applied a face pack.
Why are you so interested in me today?
I want to get you married.
I found a good match for you. What do you say?
I'll deal with you after I wash my face.
You are constantly pestering me to get married.
How long should I endure you?
I'm not mentally prepared to get married.
You never prepared for your exams too.
Mom! - Don't bray like a donkey!
Your strong refusal tells me that there is someone.
If there is someone, tell me beforehand.
Don't make a scene in the wedding tent.
Don't ever try to defeat me again.
Why should I marry that fool?
There is no one, Mom. I know you have my best interests at heart.
.. I'll do whatever you say.
Oh my God! I've heard that in many movies and serials.
I never imagined that I'll hear it from you.
I texted you the guy's number.
Meet him in the coffee shop at 4:00 pm next Sunday.
Wedding alliance meeting in a coffee shop?
Hello! Where are you?
Yeah.
I'm already inside. Table No. 7.
Okay.
How many numbers do you have?
Do you just change numbers or do you change girls too?
Oh God! You are following me like bad luck.
Every time I wanted to move ahead in life, I run into you.
When I wanted to fall in love, I ran into you.
Since that didn't work out, I wanted to get married..
..but I ran into you again.
I feel like I'm stuck between heaven and hell..
..struggling like a fish out of water.
I think you're still drunk from last night.
Did you forget who chased whom?
If I'm not wrong, you planned this meeting too.
I don't have to stoop so low. If I snap my fingers..
There you go, I snapped my fingers. Wait for it. (Snaps finger)
Many girls will come running to stand in line.
That's my range. You can stay here and..
..give them token numbers.
I can see that. You said you were in love with me.
Now you are ready to marry another girl.
And what did you do? You applied a kilo lipstick and..
..half a kilo fairness cream to meet your future groom.
And why did you wear such a short dress?
Did you ever dress for me like this?
You are ready to display your body for a stranger.
I will do whatever I want. Who are you to ask me?
I'm the groom. You are displaying it to the right man.
Disgusting. If I had known it was you..
..I wouldn't have stepped out of the house.
Good. When you stepped out of the house last time..
..that psycho man followed you.
What if I hadn't come that day?
What if I hadn't saved you? What would've happened?
You are alive because of me.
Can't you remember that and show a little courtesy?
Why should I show you courtesy?
If you hadn't been there, if you hadn't come..
..if he had done something to me..
..I would've killed myself right there and then.
And there's no big difference between you and him.
(Crying)
Anu..
Get your hands off me.
Did I ask you to bump into me?
Did I ask you to steal my number?
Did I ask you to enter my life as Siddhu?
Did I ask you to come to the park and propose to me?
You did all these mistakes on your own..
..and now you are saying that it is all my fault?
Fine. You want a solution to this, right?
You said I'm an obstacle in your life, right?
I'll leave. I'll leave this city.
I'll go away from everything, away from you.
Anu..
What are you doing here?
Nothing.
You said you don't like Anu.
I found another girl for you. What do you say?
Your wish.
Can you forget Anu?
Are you wondering how I know?
I love Anu.
I'll marry her. Listen carefully. Anu is mine. (Snaps finger)
That's why I kept her safe in my own house.
I don't know what happened between you two.
I don't know if she loves you or not.
But I've realized that you like her.
So I arranged for you to meet her so that I can..
..turn your love story into an arranged marriage.
I just need to know one thing.
Why did you refuse to marry Anu?
You told me that I'll fall if I run.
Many cry out in their heart if others are getting..
..what they couldn't get.
They are not upset that they didn't get what they wanted.
Their ego is hurt that their efforts have been wasted.
They just try to cover it up with sadness.
That's why I never chased after anything.
So, I didn't have a reason to be sad.
But love makes you run after it. It makes you fall down.
It makes you lose. It makes you feel sad.
At the end, we get only what we are destined for.
We don't know how God is until we see him.
We don't know how a book is until we read it.
We don't know the value of love until we lose our loved one.
But I won't be sad, I won't cry, I won't destroy myself.
I'll be content that it wasn't meant for me.
In fact, I'll persuade myself that I wasted my time..
..for a girl who is not destined for me.
I'll say this again. If Anu is destined to be mine..
..I don't have to chase after her.
You can find other marriage proposals for me. It's okay.
Even if I can't be with her, I'll be content with my destiny.
Mom!
Yes?
Mom!
What is it?
What's wrong?
I'll go back to Vijayawada.
Why Vijayawada?
I don't like it here. I'll go back to Vijayawada..
..and stay with grandma.
Why now? I'm trying to find a groom for you..
..and you want to go back to Vijayawada?
I don't want to get married so soon.
You don't want to marry anyone? Or you don't want to marry Balu?
Balu's sister met me and told you what happened..
..between you two. We both decided to..
..arrange for you two to meet without your knowledge..
..so that you can talk and sort out all your differences.
I don't know what you both spoke and..
..why you don't want to get married.
You are upset that you didn't get what you wanted.
Balu is content that he'll get you if it's in his destiny.
Both of you are adamantly standing on opposite sides.
You are expecting that he'll take a step forward.
He's expecting that you will take a step forward.
Finally Balu took one step forward.
You always proudly say that if you like something..
..you do everything to get it.
If you like the love behind his efforts..
..do everything to get Balu.
Otherwise give up on him and go back.
I'll tell your Dad and book a bus ticket for you.
Is it just the key, or do you hide jewelry too?
What?
I mean it will be easier for thieves.
What's this? Why did your sister draw patterns..
..inside the house instead of drawing them outside?
Why aren't you answering your phone?
We found another marriage proposal for you.
Your brother in law and I are going to see the girl.
We'll be back in the evening. Take care of the house.
She left the keys outside in plain sight.
And she's asking you to take care of the house.
Your sister is very innocent.
Another important thing is that Anu's parents..
..went out on some work. She's alone at home.
Invite her to lunch even if you don't want to.
Don't try to play tricks on her and don't fight with her.
Just do as I said.
So that woman doesn't know to cook too.
What will she feed her future husband?
Why can't she order food from an online site?
What? Are you mocking me?
Me? No. Since you are in the mood to abuse her..
..I thought you'll continue at least for half an hour.
That's why I was listening attentively.
Go on, it's okay. I'm a very patient listener.
You abuse in an interesting and organized way. Go on.
Stop it. Listen carefully. Go upstairs..
Me?
Yes, you. Go upstairs and tell her to keep her ego aside..
..come down, eat whatever I serve and get lost.
Should I say all that?
Say it as it is. Word by word. Go.
I shouldn't have taken you to the temple that day.
(Song playing on radio)
"O beautiful parrot, say something"
"O mischievous man, what should I say?"
This feels like a condolence meeting.
They won't eat or talk. I can't wait for them.
"Tell me that you love me"
"Tell me that you are not upset with me"
"O mischievous man, say something"
"O beautiful parrot, what should I say?"
Wait. Who will do the dishes?
You expect me to wash your plate too?
The kitchen is that way.
(Scoffs)
Move aside.
'You are so beautiful. How can I bear to lose you?'
You are so arrogant, you know.
(Clattering)
Aren't you arrogant? I'm not more arrogant than you.
Lovers. Disgusting.
Nobody here is sincere.
They feel something in their heart but act otherwise.
You've done enough. You can go home.
I'll do the rest.
Isn't it true? There is another man inside you, right?
Bring him out. He will tell the truth.
Don't you have another girl inside you too?
You bring her out.
Say it.
What should I say?
Say whatever you feel.
I didn't do anything wrong, Anu.
What you did isn't wrong?
No.
You introduced yourself as another guy.
Isn't that wrong?
You found out my feelings in a deceptive way.
Isn't that wrong?
You proposed to me after you found out that I like you too.
Isn't that wrong?
It isn't wrong. How is it wrong to try and find..
..how the girl I love will react to my actions?
So? Is it right to insult my character..
..using Siddhu's character?
Doesn't that mean that Balu is dead?
I thought that it is better to lose as someone else..
..than to run after someone who's not destined for me.
Maybe Balu's identity died in this process as you said.
But his love is still alive, Anu.
How can you be so selfish?
Anu! Please don't go.
Are you asking as Balu or Siddhu?
Whose request will you grant?
If it's Siddhu, I'll break his hand for touching me.
If it's Balu, I'll break his jaw..
..for meeting me as Siddhu and deceiving me.
I didn't deceive you. I like you.
I can't bear it if you reject me.
So I had no other option to get close to you.
Do you need options to love and express love?
Say it.
What should I say?
Say whatever you feel. But say it as Balu.
Anu, I..
Say it, Balu.
Anu..
Say it, Balu. Say it.
If you say it, it doesn't mean you are chasing me.
If you ask me, it doesn't mean that your identity is lost.
Say it, Balu.
Anu, I..
(Door opens)
(Music)
"A distant dream, a painful silence"
"A void that never ends, is this love?"
"Do you know the anguish of my heart?"
"Do you know the agitation of first love?"
"I believed that this is destiny"
"I said this is for the best"
"Even if it turns into a mystery, I won't ever change"
"Can't you see that I have a strong identity?"
"Can't you accept me for my character?"
"Won't you listen to the plea of my heart?"
"Won't you see the love in my eyes?"
"My heart wants you, but I'm slowly losing you"
"Destiny is changing sweetness into bitterness"
"My dreams are flowing as tears"
"The light in me is dimming"
"Destiny is playing a cruel game with me"
(Music)
"We are under the illusion that we both are different"
"We can't tell the difference between love and hate"
"You are my heart, I'm your mind"
"My heart wants you, but I'm slowly losing you"
"Destiny is changing sweetness into bitterness"
"It is asking you to go the other way.."
"..and it is dragging me this way"
"Destiny is playing a cruel game with us"
She's our only daughter.
We'll do a grand and lavish wedding.
Sorry, uncle. I don't like to show off.
I want a simple wedding in the Registrar's Office.
Please don't mind.
(Music)
"Will this distance be our constant companion?"
"Can we ever change our destiny?"
"Will this distance be our constant companion?"
"Can we ever change our destiny?"
"Will this distance be our constant companion?"
"Can we ever change our destiny?"
Sign here.
Do you know what a big mistake you are making?
Who are you?
In this situation, it's not important to know who I am.
It's important to know what mistake you are making.
Mistake? What mistake?
Oh. This is a new trend, right?
Love someone and marry someone else.
It may not look like a big mistake now.
But after a few years you will realize what you are missing.
Then you'll be left with pain in your heart..
..and tears in your eyes but no happiness in your life.
Who are you talking about?
You still don't get it? Anu.
Anu? How do you know Anu? Who are you?
I told you it's not important to know who I am.
Find out what you are losing. That's important.
I'm tired of explaining this to everyone.
I'll explain it to you one final time. I like Anu very much.
But if she's not destined to be..
I know. If you are destined to get it..
..it will become yours whether you chase it or not.
But if you are not destined to get it..
..you won't get it no matter how much you chase it.
That's what you want to tell me, right?
So, you'll never chase after anything.
Everything has to come to you searching for you.
Is that right? Why are you so arrogant?
What is so great about you? Are you a God?
Even Lord Rama didn't sit at home waiting for Seetha..
..even though he knew that she belong to him.
He went to win her hand, he broke Lord Shiva's bow..
..and gained her.
Maybe that's why Goddess Seetha..
..didn't say a word against him..
..even when he tested her with many hardships.
She proved that she is a deserving wife.
Can't you take one step for your Seetha?
Remember one thing, Balu.
You'll fall if you run, but you'll lose if you stop.
Go. Run. It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
Express your love as Balu.
She said she's leave this city.
Railways station, bus stand, airport?
If I find out where he is, I'll know where she is.
(Phone number dialing)
(Phone rings) - Why is this fellow calling me?
Hello! Why did you call me?
Where are you?
You are not my friend. Why should I tell you?
If you tell me where you are..
..I'll never meet Anu again. She's yours.
I'll get you married to her.
(Laughs)
Are you joking? Why will you give your girl to me?
Okay, don't believe me. So you don't want Anu?
What? Who said that? I want her. I'm at the railway station.
Yes!
Hello! I lost the signal. Hello! Hello!
Looks like he's gone deaf.
Laxmi! I'm leaving for office. Bring me my pen.
I got it, Dad.
Don't run. You'll fall.
Eat one more morsel. - No, Mom. I'm full.
Just one more. - I don't want more.
You are a good boy, aren't you?
Don't. - Don't run. You'll fall.
Hey!
What happened?
I fell down in school during the running race. I got hurt.
Does it pain?
Don't ever run. You'll fall.
We'll fall if we run. But we'll lose if we stop.
I'm running for the first time.
I'm running to achieve it. I'm running to win my love.
I'll run any distance for Anu..
Are you going for Anu?
I spared your life because you were marrying another girl.
But some guy gave you the example of Lord Rama..
..and you started running for your Seetha.
Did you forget that you have to cross Ravan?
Come on, cross this Ravan and get your Seetha.
Give me two minutes. I'll kick your bones out of your bodies.
Are you Ravan? Are you Ravan?
(Gasping)
Anu!
What's that look?
You think I'll let you go if you glare at me? I won't.
I will never let you go. I want you, Anu.
Come, let's get married.
Will any sensible girl in this world marry you?
Okay, I'll try. If nobody marries me, you've to marry me.
What? You think this is a joke?
Look, Anu. I want you. I want you at any cost.
Because I love you. I know that you love me too.
You are a man who thinks that a girl..
..should stay indoors and never step out of the house.
How can I love a suppressive person like you? Get lost!
Don't say that! Where should I go without you?
I won't go anywhere without you.
You are coming with me. Come on.
(Slaps)
Hey! - Please say yes.
What are you doing? Let me go. - Please. Please say yes.
Stop being ridiculous. Leave me.
No, I won't. I won't leave you until you say you'll marry me.
Let me go. It's embarrassing. Everyone is looking at us.
I'll leave you when you say yes.
I'll complain to the police if you don't leave me.
No. I don't care even if they hang me.
Oh God! I'll marry you. Let me go.
(Yawns)
Coffee for you, uncle.
Thank you.
Everyone calls you uncle as soon as you are married.
Everyone looks like animals from Jumbo Circus.
Ouch!
Anu, wake up.
Why are you waking me so early? Let me sleep.
You can sleep later. Wake up.
That's okay. You can stop your drama.
Look at this. Who is this man?
Why is he in the photo with you?
He's my cousin.
Your cousin?
He came to stop my wedding in the Registrar's Office.
I sent him.
You sent him?
Hmm.
Why?
Actually, I like you a lot.
But I can't kill my ego and ask you to marry me.
At the same time I can't lose you too.
That's why I sent him.
What if I ignored his advice and married that girl?
Who? That junior artist?
Junior artist?
Yes. That girl and her family are junior artists.
Your brother in law brought them in to help me.
Brother in law! You played a game with my life?
Why did you make me beg so much at the station?
I wanted to see how much you love me.
God! The ultimate weapon you created to control men..
..is fantastic.
These women are very smart.
Did you plan my climax in such a unique way?
Destiny, you are always a mystery.
Action!
Hit him!
You get scared. So I'll scare you.
Get down.
I'm leaving.
If I lose my temper..
But I don't care, because I'm Siddhu. Siddharth Roy.
Hey! You!
Are you listening?
You! Are you listening?
Did you ever view a forest as your mother?
Don't think this is the end. This is the beginning.
Pack up!